August 2012
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schaka replied to your quote: Actually, I’ve been thinking about it, and…
/soc/ having no board culture? Yeah not anymore since moot banned the actual SOCIAL aspect of the board by removing names.
WAHHHWAHHHHHHWAHHHHHHWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Seriously though moot stop treating us like we’re a concentration camp.
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gamergirl1337 replied to your quote: “Actually, I’ve been thinking about it, and…
That would be true if it weren’t for moot trying his damnedest to completely crush any sort of board culture. It’s true only because it’s been forced to shape that way.
This.
Also, far too many people pull the whole “yeah, but moot made /soc/ because he wanted the cancerous shit off /b/”, but...
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“Actually, I’ve been thinking about it, and creating /soc/ was actually a...”
– QBERTON, 4CHAN (THE INTERNET) — A poster on the new /q/ - 4chan discussion board gives an interesting perspective on what makes /soc/ so shit during a thread which namechecks, of all things, Worst Board.
Creation vs Consumption is an intriguing topic…
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/soc/ turns 18 — Ultimate Whore Slag Bitch Cunt...
SKYPESVILLE, THE INTERNET — Darling dove, pudding pop, soulmate, and sweet little girl turned whoremobile cuntface slagtits teenyboppertramp gingervag infection-o-maker Puddems is now selling her lithe teenage body in the most heinous and sinful ways, reported Worst Board editor and ex-boyfriend Ed on Friday.
The disgusting whore declared her interest to cam for money in a Friday SMA thread she...
lesbomancer asked: So, I'll admit to posting on /soc/ and enjoying it...but this is actually a hilarious and accurate blog. Kudos to you for documenting the faggotry that abounds on /soc/!
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/soc/ turns 18 — The Sordid Sexy True History of...
They come from most of the Canadian provinces and the majority of American states; from points south in Mexico, Brazil and Argentina; across the Atlantic from unconfirmed reports in South Africa, Egypt and Israel; rumors, as well, from Japan and the Philippines before doubling back to Europe: the British Isles, France, Spain and Portugal, Italy, Germany, Poland, the Czech Republic, Scandinavia...
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/SOC/ IS LEGAL!
18 months, that is.
But we here at Worst Board figure that if a month on 4chan equates to a year on the real world, then by now /soc/ will have officially turned 18! That means it can do lots of things, like:
Vote
Take naked pictures
Have sex in every state
Change its name (maybe to /faggotry/? or /camwhore/? or /shit/? —Ed)
Open a checking account
Get an adult driver’s license
Get a...
July 2012
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Anonymous asked: Why did it take so long for a girl to leak kickr's nudes and which namefag do you think is next?
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Breaking News: KICKR'S PENIS GETS LEAKED, MUCH...
/soc/ - Here’s the first rule of being a horndog on the internet: the Internet never forgets. And when pics of you jerking off to e-strangers on the Internet get leaked? You’re probably going to have to deal with it for a long fucking time.
Notorious skirtchasing virgin KickR, 23, whose antics include spamming rate threads with his face, pursuing the contact info of every girl on...
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Groupies, Groupies Everywhere
Ed: ooh
Ed: i've gotta check your clip out
Ed: when i'm not in a "i want to watch porn" mood though, no offense
r-ant: lol
r-ant: c'mon
r-ant: put me on
r-ant: fap to something else
r-ant: it'll be like i'm encouraging you
r-ant: not gay at all
Ed: i swear to god i'll post this to worst board
r-ant: rofl
r-ant: that's what i need
r-ant: everyone thinking i'm gay for you
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June 2012
11 posts
Anonymous asked: Worst board tumblr, Y U WORSE THAN WORST BOARD /soc/?
Anonymous asked: What happened to Elton? Did she leave because r-ant came back?
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r-ant replied to your post: You seem like someone who spends time on /soc/ and probably knows a thing or 2. So I would really like to know more about Ferox. As far as I know she’s a semi regular poster from Norway and we are in e-love, at least I am. And she will be once I get her doxxz. Why would you do that? Well for my eternal gratitude ofc.
That was the fake blond with too much eye makeup and...
Anonymous asked: What if they're underage nudes...
Anonymous asked: You seem like someone who spends time on /soc/ and probably knows a thing or 2. So I would really like to know more about Ferox. As far as I know she's a semi regular poster from Norway and we are in e-love, at least I am. And she will be once I get her doxxz. Why would you do that? Well for my eternal gratitude ofc.
Anonymous asked: can i cover up my pp in da nudes?
If I receive nudes in my inbox
worstboard:
I will resume writing Worst Board for at least the rest of the year.
Yeah, I’m keeping my hands hostage.
P.S. timestamps ensure twice as much feature articles
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If I receive nudes in my inbox
I will resume writing Worst Board for at least the rest of the year.
May 2012
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r-ant's rants: So apparently... →
r-ant:
I died recently. That’s news to me. However, as Mark Twain once said, “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” I’m afraid I’m still alive and kicking.
I’ve been terribly busy as of late but things are letting up and I’ve been itching to write something. So when I get some time to…
CORRECTIONSCASTLE, THE INTERNET - Looks like we fucked up there, readers! This is the...
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SPECIAL REPORT: r-ant dead?
This is a bit of a personal shock to me, because I count r-ant as a personal friend of mine. Hoping it’s not true. -Ed
NEWSVILLE, THE INTERNET - Namefag and Tumblr blogger r-ant is believed to have died in a car crash recently, sources report.
The armchair philosopher, most notable for his aggressive Photoshops and long-winded commentary on things too clever for you to understand, was a...
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SPECIAL REPORT: The Diaper Threads and the People...
Because a certain editor is incapable of doing anything but spamming dashboards with inane questions every hour, provoking even Schaka to realize that our awful slave driver beautiful, sexy manmeat of an editor has less to write about than Snooki on an essay about class, I have decided to step in and make an article of my own again, and take (read: steal) his idea in the process.
For a long time,...
DEAR MOOT YOU ARE NO GOOD
Anonymous asked: why is scsa so autistic and pedo
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Hey, /soc/?
When you’re on /soc/… are you actually interested in meeting people on da Interwebs, or do you just want sex?
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Hey, /soc/?
Have you ever been banned on /soc/? What’s the story behind that?
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Hey, /soc/?
WHY HAVEN’T YOU FOLLOWED THIS AWESOME BLOG YET
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Hey, /soc/?
Have you met with anybody you first got to know through /soc/? How did that go?
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Hey, /soc/?
Who is the most important person in your life?
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Hey, /soc/?
Could /soc/ survive if it were stripped of everything NSFW? Imagine a /soc/ without dick threads, nude camwhores, fetish threads…
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Hey, /soc/?
Are dudes who are into pegging all flaming homos? Are you into pegging?
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Hey, /soc/?
What do you want engraved on your epitaph?
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Hey, /soc/?
Do you spend more time on Tumblr or 4chan?
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Hey, /soc/?
Describe your ideal partner.
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Hey, /soc/?
What would you rather be doing at this moment?
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Hey, /soc/?
What really rustles your jimmies?
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Hey, /soc/?
Which people have contributed constructively to /soc/ culture?
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Hey, /soc/?
Top bunk or bottom bunk?
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Hey, /soc/?
Is there ever such a thing as a honourable, ethical doxxing?
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Hey, /soc/?
How do you prevent rape?
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Hey, /soc/?
If you could bring back one person who’s stopped lurking/posting /soc/, who would it be?
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Hey, /soc/?
Is there any better place on the Internet to just find contact threads and people to chat to?
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Hey, /soc/?
Have you ever posted a nude photograph of yourself on /soc/?
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Hey, /soc/?
What’s on your mind?
