December 28, 2011
Worst of 2011: Retrospective by Puddems

Internet sensation Puddems takes some time out of her busy schedule as a garden-hose, kindergarten teacher and chess prodigy to comment on 2011, particularly her delight at discovering that people continue to masturbate chronically to her iconography despite whole seasons having passed since she last graced us with her seemingly vault-tight T&A.

Being a camwhore for /soc/ is like being trapped in an abusive relationship. Luckily, I’m into that sort of thing and I can happily report that my /soc/ experience will be forever cherished. I’m also truly grateful for the Best Camwhore of 2011 nomination. You should have seen the look on my parents’ face when I told them the good news. I’m really hoping that one day the camwhore torch will be passed on to my children, and my children’s children, and my children’s children’s children, and then we’ll all have an incestual orgy and stream it live for the world of /soc/ to see. Although right now I’m banned from 4chan because truthfully, I’m only twelve years old. But unless Daddy finally gives me the love and attention that I so desperately crave, you can expect to see me camwhoring again sometime in the future. In closing, I’d like to leave some important advice for all you aspiring camwhores, and that is to take everything that anyone ever says about you very seriously, and always remember to check your asshole for poop. 

There are lots to be learned from this young lady. Baby camwhores should go to her nursery.

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