Worst of 2011: Retrospective by Elton

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/soc/, the Social board on 4chan, is the single worst board in the anus of the interwebs, a cancerous sore filled with attention whores, floods of desperate men ready to pounce at the first female they see, rate-me threads that range from the anatomical (dick threads) to the oddly specific (husky Mexican dick threads), to tripfag clusterfucks of backpatting and reach-arounds. We chronicle the madness of The Worst Board On The Internet.

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December 28, 2011

Worst Board’s Ed cornered notorious Internet diva and pro-virginity activist Elton at a Christmas party, precariously positioned near some mistletoe. Neither one of them acknowledged the kissy-face plant.

Hey Elton, hey.

Hey dude sup

Tell us about the magical e-friendships you’ve made this year.

They weren’t magical THEY MADE ME MISERABLE

Oh good. Keep going.

what is this for? I don’t want to be quoted

But the tape recorder’s already running.

omg ;_;